Tuesday, December 9, 2008

WOW Where has the time gone.

Ok for starters, i want to say im very sorry for leaving you all high and dry with out your Bluecup. I've just been VERY VERY busy. I was in Aria De Capo playing the personification of a Greek Tragedy. And well now i'm signed on to do the Jungle Book. I play Sher Khan. Which i has to say im freaking out b/c a)I've never played a villain, and 2)I really have no faith in my acting skills. Oh but heres some very nice news, I'm going to be moving in with Jerry. I have to go home for Christmas, but ill be back for News Years. I think i have to through a party for that, and planning parties have never really been my forte. A good party for me is people i know doing pretty much nothing. Watching B-movies, just hanging out. Ive never been one for gathers. But oh well, at least there will be fire works. Fires always a good conversation starter. "OH MY GOD YOUR ON FIRE." You really cant go wrong with that. Well i know its not a good post like my other ones but at least i can do a TOP 5

5)Blitzen Trapper - This song is Furr it really is a nice song and it makes me love Americana a little more.

4)Brian Dettmer - There's a part of me that loves and some what doesn't love this. Oh i think it looks AWESOME but those books had to die. I just like it when book are mistreated. Still pretty though.

3)William Shakespeare - I'm actually starting to appreciate him a little more now

2)How I became Stupid - This is a book for those of you out there that just want to stop thinking. For the ppl that just feel like you cant stop thinking and would like to read about someone who has the same problem.

1)Teachers - because where would we be with out them.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Im swamped

Just wanted to tell you guys that tonight and tomorrow ill be racked with homework and studying. So im shooting for a Wed post. Sorry. Love you all though

Sunday, October 5, 2008

I Do. Do You?

Hello one and all. Its Sunday night as i write this, so Monday when you read this. Well the past week has come and gone. Taking its good and bad. And now, this week starts with bad. So lets get down to BAD. Weddings. What do you think about them? I just got back from one this weekend. Who might you ask? Well the newly MR. and Mrs. Joshua and Monica Larson. Josh is an old friend of mine from my nursing days. We took microbiology together, and well now he's married. Kudos to him for taking the BIG plug. Id like to say if there is one thing this weekend has done, well its opened my eyes to the reality. Weddings suck. I know. I know. they're nice and pretty and all full of love. But dang it, its a huge hassle for a 20 min service. 3 hours if you get married in a cathloic church. Pray to your saint that you dont get a catholic wedding. There's all these emotions and payments to deal with. I can barely handle my emotions and payments now. And unless your not in it, what really is the point of going. You dont know anyone there and your really just goin for the food. Josh's big day wasnt that tiring. As a member of the party, you dont really have to do all that much, but leading up to the day, well they ask you to do alot. You have to make sure the seats are were there supposed to be(it was an outdoor wedding, very nice). You have to see if the groom has his rings. Funny story on that. My cousin JR(who has today's recommendation) got married last year, and well i was his best man(of course). Well the big day finally came, and we were getting ready. I set out his suite(it was white, very nice), and shined his shoes, finally it was time to get the rings. Well low and behold, the rings were nowhere to be found. I was freaking out. We tore that house up looking looking for the damned rings. And nothing. If there is one thing i want in life it is my cousins cool head. It wasnt my wedding and I was about to pee my pants out of fear that he had lost the rings. Thats right i was scared that HE had lost the rings. So we call up my aunt(his mother) and ask her if she had seen the rings when she came by the other day, and she was all "yeah i have the rings, i took them so you wouldnt lose them". Thats what i mean you have to deal with heart stopping moments. You have to make sure they have everything ready and perfect. Its they're special day, and it should be perfect. -pause-(im writing the pause for dramatic effect) Yeah it should be perfect. -pause- It should go on without a hitch. And if no one is there to freak out for them, then who will. -pause- You know i just had an epiphany. I love weddings. I really do. I like the planning, the precision, and perfection. Its like a sleek fighter jet waiting to blast singleness out of the sky. The unity candle isnt up BAM I take off my shirt and light it on fire. The ring bearer kid wont stand still up front BOOM I give him a Tylenol PM and he's out for 8 hours. The caterer didnt brought salmon instead of chicken KABLAMO I punch him in the face and slash his tires for not getting it right. Larson's wedding had its few shears of moments, but if it wasnt for the people to freak out for them, then the wedding wouldnt have happened. I use to say that i hatted weddings b/c it took alot out of you. But ive come to realize is that i love them for that very reason. So this is a note out to all my close friends. If your having a wedding, include me. I love to freak out about stuff that i have no need or purpose to get work up about. I will kick ass and take names. I will take no prisoners.

TOP 5
5. Colby O'Donis - So i dont really go for one hit wonders, but man this was my JAMM this last summer. I couldnt turn on the radio whit out hearing this song, and finally it grew on me. Id come on and bam id become that guy that pulls up to the red light singing his heart out. You know, youve done it too.

4. Mondays - Well i kinda hate mondays, but just think, once there over, then you have a whole week to get back to them. Plus who doesnt love hearing the Bangles.

3. The H is O - Just watch and laugh. You know you need to laugh

2. Withnail and I - I found this movie by sheer chance. My friend and I were having a hard time picking a movie to rent. so we grab a movie that nether of us had any connection to and well now i love this movie to the point where its on my top ten. I love it

1. Chris Farley - If there is one man that i think should be in all our top 1 its Chris Farley. That man was it. He was funny beyond funny and is always missed. Chris i love you and even after your death you make me laugh to the point where i wet my pants. Laugh cus he wanted you to. 1 2 3 and of course 4

Well today's recommendation comes from my very fav person in the whole wide world Mr. Jr Diaz. He has a real name but i cant spell it. "I recommend that we all join the fight against the cure of rabies. I have a dream that one day we can live in a rabid world one day. In todays world too many jobs are being lost. Doctors are curing new forms of rabies everyday, and people end up losing thier jobs, so lets stop the curing of rabies. I want to make a center where we can take rabies and take it to the next level. Where it wont just infect animals and humans, but plants also." I'd like to say that i fully and utterly endorse this cause. I give this recommendation a 6.1 out of 5 Love you all and remember to do your part and feed an Indy band member. Thier people also.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Burning the Midnight Oil at 5:07

Well like the title says, its 5:07, and my day has finished. Oh wait i still have play practice. Yeah im in play. Again. My very good friend Jerry is putting it together and it is something else. I dont get the play, but its always fun to be in plays. So its been a while since ive updated and im very sorry for that. But lets get back into the swing of things. I feel that you and I are at the point in our relationship where we can just pick up where we left off. So with out further adieu. Finally there is a new SModcast . Ive waited and waited and finally Kevin and Scott. Every time they post a new one, im just like pavlov's dog, i salivate when ever that bell of a post is rung. This one funny (as they always are) but this time it was Scott who took up most of the time. I actually enjoy Scott more now that Kevin is kinda turning into a pott head. Its not that i dont like pott heads its just that i find Mosier funnier. Hes the man behind the fat one. Not a really hard feat. This week the main story was about almost getting eaten by a shark . Which if you followed smdcast any, youd know that Kevin has a GIANT fear of sharks. I have to follow the fat man on this one. Just stay out of water, and until they can walk on land i really cant worry too much. But the you do have to worry about land sharks . So lately Luke, Robert, (sometimes) Jerry and I have been watching horror movies in the spirt of All Hallows Eve, and boy do i love it. People if you get a chance this month, make one of your weekends a monster movie marathon. Nothing but you, the TV and the crazy blood drinking monster behind you. Sometimes i feel thats what heavens going to be like. Ill get to the pearly gates and St Peter will be all "Roberto for the work you did curing cancer and AIDS, here is your gift". And then he opens up the gates and inside waiting for me is every B-movie ever made. I shed a single tear, b/c i know this is right. Maybe one day, maybe. The last true b-movie i saw was Troll 2 and it brought me back to my glory days. The days when id troll (pun intended) the bargain dollar movie bins looking for that right movie that would make me want to kill myself after. Well im pretty sure you all know this by know and i really am scared of becoming a record on repeat. Speaking of which. Im going to start buying vinyl . Luke started buying and now i feel its something i should also. Ill tell you how it all goes next Monday (hopefully). And now to the part you came here for. This weeks top five.

5. Jet Packs - At what point did we give up on the dream? At what point did we say "Hey you know let give up on the idea of personal flying machines"? Humanity, SHAME. This was supposed to be my future. This was supposed to be my reality. I was supposed to wake up every morning, eat some breakfast, kiss my kids and wife goodbye, and then strap on my Turbo Lift 9000. Then as i was heading to work some guy would cut me off on the sky highway. I would get to work and tell Murphy who bad the fliers have gotten. Now ill never get that. Now Murphy will never get to hear my stories. How sad.

4. Scott Pilgrim - There arent many things that get me. The real essences of me. Well there are bears, but thats later. But there is Scott Pilgrim. I nice little story that tells the tale of a 23 year old man (OH MY GOD im 23) who falls for a mysterious woman. The problem comes when he most defeat her 7 evil ex boyfriends to finally be with her. Its like someone took my life and put woords to it. Then they drew it. Then they published it, then i bought it. Its a really nice story which you should invest time into.

3. Rangers - I ask you, what is the most beautiful thing you can think of? Ill wait till you think of something. Got it? Well now punch it in the stomach cus nothing can compare to the 2008 Ford Ranger. What can i say, nothing is more sexy, bold and has sooooo much in-your-faceness. Granted yes there are cars out there and society say are more pretty, but i dont roll that way. Ladies you know what im talking about.

2. Doctor Who - WOW did you all see the end of series 4. What can i say the Doctor IS in. Man I love this show. I just love how many people in Harding have learned to love the show like i have. I like to think of myself as the one who started all the Doctor love. Yeah im going to go out on a limb and say i started it all. It was me. I cant explain the show to you in a few sentences (An alien man travels through time and space solving problems. wow i actually can.) So i ask you to take some time out of your busy schedule and watch an episode. You wont regret it.

1. Bears - Ok i think we all saw this one coming. I really dont think i have to explain to you why bears are in the number one spot this week. They just are. Ever since Luke gave me the toy bear ive had them on my mind.

So now we get to the point in our show where i put a recommendation from one of my friends. Todays recommendation comes from Jess Briggs. She'd like us all to head over to Live Journal "I'm on it all the time. It takes up most of my life." I cant personally say that ive used it (seeing how im using this one) so ill give this recommendation 2 out of 5. Try it and see. Tell me what you think. Well untill next time i see you. Please do you part, save a bear. Kisses.